How to Draw like ME

First off, you have to stop drawing for, like, ten years. Don't do anything more than doodle occasionally on your note margins. Draw only eyeballs or noses if you can help it.

Shit like this:

Important: Make no drastic improvements!

Focus on something else instead, like being a writer. You'll TOTALLY make more money that way.


Now that it's been ten years, let's decide to be a comic book artist! Great idea!

But you'll need these skills:

Make sure you have Egyptian mural-like understanding of perspective. Depth? What depth? Also, screw shadows. That shit takes forever.

Also:

There, now we're talking. One day you'll be as awesome as ME

Also, draw cats because bitches love cats: